After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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