Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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