somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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