everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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