Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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