that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
zippers are such a cool invention
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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