I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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