Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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