Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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