she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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