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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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