There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize