had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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