I'll bet she douches with gravy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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