i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
operation harelip BJ is a go
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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