I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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