High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
dude. I can hear the air.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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