My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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