oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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