She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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