I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I know her cup size but not her name....
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