I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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