my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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