i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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