North Korea, Best Korea!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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