I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
