apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
a search helicopter?!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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