I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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