So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
