girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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