Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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