that's an acceptable place to lick
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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