I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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