3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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