just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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