Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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