I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Green mimosas i think yes
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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