I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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