have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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