it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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