naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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