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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Crying babies in a bar. Really?

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  And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I woke up on my floor...

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  I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>

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• (512): View more from Texas

  boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist

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• (925): View more from California

  Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  How many fucks given?

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  0.12846

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.

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