I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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