There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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