Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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