Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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