Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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