you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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