She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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