If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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