So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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