My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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