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You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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