yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It's just like the Real World with babies
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My bed smells like the plague
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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