your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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