is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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