the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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