we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize